Rule 43

43. No Baseball Caps. 

Only Americans and Baseball players should ever wear these. If I see you wearing one, you better be able to recite the words to the seventh inning stretch, or I'll slap you round like a ginger step-child.

Rules 18, 36, 23

I'm still not sure if this whole jack-up trousers thing is for me, but here it really works.  The key here is the socks are the same colour as the jeans, smash a bright red sock on and you'll like a fucking clown.  Nice to see someone rocking an orange shirt, because for pasty people, it's the best colour in January to wear

Lambs Conduit 11/01

The Rules

18. Work with your palette. Unless you’re a black and white minstrel, or you want to look like a French man, you’ll have to start picking out tones in your face to work with: Eye colour, ruddiness of your cheeks, hair colour. The big advantage of building a wardrobe based on your palette is that more and more clothes will fit together, and you’ll get more combinations of clothes.

36. If your buttons are creating an X in the material it’s too tight. Buy a bigger size.

23. Be consistent. Pick one style at a time and stick to it. You will not look a bit zany, if you put trainers on with a tux, you will look like a prick.

Rules 13, 26, 35

Beards don't grow on trees, they grow on fucking legends!  Sweets tats on a grown up rebel.  

Bloomsbury 11/01

The Rules

13. You’re a Differ; if: Your hair is a different colour from your face. You should be wearing contrasting colours; it enhances the colour differences in your face. the contrast will enhance your face.  Fuck subtleties, you’re a man, only women and cats know subtle.

26. Only well fitted clothes look good. Too baggy, you’ll look fat and like you’re trying to hide something, too tight and you’re not going to look buff, just squeezed.

35. Have a corner pocket. Simple, no arguments, have one.