Look at yourself, you’ve been dressing the same way since you
were 13; baggy jeans, printed tee, some trainers and a few hoodies - the uniform
of the apathetic teenager. It’s
time my son, to start dressing like a fucking man. Society really doesn’t take overgrown teenagers very
seriously, and now in life, you need to be taken a bit more seriously. The problem is, you haven’t got a fucking
clue. You’re going to poke around
in vain hoping you get lucky, but you know deep down your going to end up
looking like a Peter Stringfellow, or worse still, your Dad.
Unlike girls who have been refining their appearance since
they were about 12, gently developing it for the last 18 years and discovering
what works for them, you put some clothes on at 13, and stuck with it. There are no women who dress the same
at 18 as they do at 28, why should men?
Fair enough, you incrementally started spending more
throughout your twenties, kidding yourself that there was a link between cost
and style, but you were always one pay cheque short of the really good stuff.
DLAFM is not a guide to specific pieces, but more of a
toolbox to help you understand the mechanics of what looks good on you. Far from being a definitive guide,
DLAFM should help you start thinking critically about how you dress, the
effects clothes have on your appearance and how generally not to look like a
fucking cock nose.
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