Rules 16, 45, 50

This style guide breaks the rules to show you how to dress like a fucking man.  Rule 50 doesn't come out much, but here it makes it's first appearance. 

Soho

13/03

Rules

16. You’re Pasty.  You’re so pale, it looks like you've just been told Sarah Palin’s your real Mom?  Work with warmer colours, you’ll look more alive.

45. Socks. If you’re not sure, go black. If you feel confident, a bright colours always looks good, if you want to look like a school boy wear white.

50. Break the rules. You see, once you've mastered the rules, it’s time to break them. Only a subservient, winey, bitch would always follow the rules. If you really want to tell the world you’re a fucking man, break the rules, and don’t worry about the consequences.

I will tell you not to wear trainers, not to do all your buttons up on a jacket, wear yer jeans fitted and not baggy, and then somebody goes along, breaks the lot, and looks cool.  Bastard, but you’ve got to love him.  Nice socks by the way.